Don't Call This Man "Four Eyes"

This optician just loses it after a reporter questions whether he was cheating people who bought eyeglasses from him. The reporter is 75 years old!

Reporter attacked by kids

Loser reporter gets attacked by kids, and then CONTINUES to be pelted by them. He must have had flashbacks as this happened to his own childhood... when he used to be attacked by all the other neighborhood kids. Ah, sweet memories.

Bjork attacks reporter

Bjork apparently wants to wear this reporter around her neck at next year's Oscars. Man, I have never seen a celeb just lose it like this at a reporter, especially after such an innocuous question.

Dwight Howard's Top 10 Career Dunks

...whoa. Dwight Howard's scary, and his best years are probably ahead of him. Can you imagine him on a team like the Suns???

Bird Poops On Reporter

"Guess I should have seen that coming..." Well, I guess you shouldn't be such an idiot. I mean, you just got pooped on. WHY would you decide that it's a good idea to look up?

Norm MacDonald on Conan

So here's the other clip (also from the Sports Guy Collection. You gotta watch all the way to the end: he just destroys Courtney Thorne-Smith.

Norm on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart - 09-14-06

I got this off of the Sport's Guy links page. Norm McDonald is the only guy I've seen whose made both Jon Stewart AND Conan totally lose their shit during interviews. This is so wrong, but it's just too funny. I'll try to find the other Norm clip.

Father of Jesus

Denzel is too badass.

"What'd you say? What? Yea, I can't hear you" Hahaha.

Amare Stoudemire with the powerful jam over Sean Williams!

Stoudemire is just too strong near the hole. Talk about a power dunk. They should just stick him near the basket on all possessions and lob it up to him. It's not like he's out there for his defense or 3 pt shooting skills or anything.

Barack Obama Speaks at Dr. King's Church

The video speaks for itself.

Sick Puppies - all the same ( free hugs)

This Jesus-like figure decided to launch a campaign of free hugs. Either this is a wonderful statement about the power of human interaction, or this is the most diabolical plan to get all up on young teen girls at the mall I've ever seen. Seriously, this guy is a walking sexual harrassment lawsuit. Not that he is harrassing anyone, but you just know someone's gonna take it the wrong way.

HuckChuckFacts

So help us Baby Jesus, this man wants to be President. To be fair, this is actually a pretty funny ad, relatively to the typical candidate's ads, but still... the ad just made me want to vote for Chuck Norris if anything.

Nate Robinson with the big put-back slam!

He's 5 foot NINE!!! That's just nuts.

Conan vs. Colbert

Hahaha, this is awesome. Colbert is awesome. Conan is awesome. What makes this particularly hilarious though is that unlike the 'fake' strike b/t The Daily Show and Colbert, these guys are on different networks, so it's clearly just for laughs (vs for ratings). I hope Colbert continues the "feud."

The Office: Gun Show

This is what I ask myself every morning when I look into the mirror. Have you got *your* tickets yet?

Monopoly Guy Shawshank Redemption Parody

Poor Monopoly Guy... I wonder if he used the wheelbarrow or the top hat to escape from prison.

Indian Sweet Child of Mine

I especially like the line at the end. He reminds me of the Indian guy in those movies with Luke and Owen Wilson. I gotta admit, this came out pretty well. When I first clicked, I thought the video would be a disaster, but I think I have a soft spot for fusion music. Some Western stuff sounds pretty kickass on a sitar/tabla.